At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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