You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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