Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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