Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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