Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
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My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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