Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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