okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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