she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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