She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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