theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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