i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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