Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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he just fucked me for my cheese.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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