Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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