is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
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