shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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