Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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