Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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