do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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