I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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