That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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