Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
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after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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