no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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