Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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