It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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