so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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