And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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