I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Do plants get herpes?
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