This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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