Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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