You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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