he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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I think your dad took our porno
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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