just survived the first fart of the relationship.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
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Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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