Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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