Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
4 words: hood of his car
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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