I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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