just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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