A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
this just has baby written all over it
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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