Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Randomize