i may or may not be watching the land before time
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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