Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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