at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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