I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
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Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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