If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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