I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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