so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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