Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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