tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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