isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I am naked and annoyed.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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