is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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