whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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